zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

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thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”

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curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

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police-boxes-and-violins:

lyslian:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry

Hermione’s porn.

Holy mother of god

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If bands were students:

Fall Out Boy: The witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time but is back now. Everyone missed him.
My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. Left school in 2013
Panic! At The Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
Blink-182: The funny one that hides behind their jokes.
Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
Sleeping With Sirens & Pierce The Veil: The inseparable best friends.
Fun: The averagely known kid who wrote a one really good essay and became popular overnight.
30 Seconds To Mars: The arty one who likes to make films.
Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular ones.
All Time Low: Looks up to Blink-182. Similar sense of humour to him.
Paramore: The pretty one.
Bring Me The Horizon: The one who looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
You Me At Six: The fashionable one.
Avenged Sevenfold: The metalhead who sits at the back of the class with his headphones in and gets into trouble all the time.

sir-broccoli:

doomf:

this video is the reason I am alive today

is this what guys do at sleepovers?

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acidgreensheep:

Tony St…*cough* I mean Robert Downey Jr. Attempting to put on the Iron Man helmet. D’aww.

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txchnologist:

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theartofanimation:

Cola

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